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| ##103 2021-02-27(Sat)18:27:21 (archived 2021-11-17(Wed)02:18:02) |
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| Somebody once told me |
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| __[2021-03-01(Mon)05:24:47 #615]______________________________________ |
| that my mom was a |
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| __[2021-03-01(Mon)15:31:50 #617]______________________________________ |
| pretty slutty but she the fattest tool in the shed |
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| __[2021-03-11(Thu)22:46:04 #623]______________________________________ |
| so i put my thumb in her butt and had her fry me some chicken |
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| __[2021-03-18(Thu)00:29:04 #629]______________________________________ |
| That made her poop, so then I pooped on her poop: DOUBLE |
| POOP. Someone walked in, it was |
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| __[2021-03-20(Sat)18:20:52 #630]______________________________________ |
| absolutely disgusting. The person wondered what would possess |
| someone to come up with something like the. Then, |
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| __[2021-03-23(Tue)04:36:11 #631]______________________________________ |
| ate the poop. Vomited it out and then smeared it over his body, |
| then he |
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| __[2021-03-23(Tue)23:41:12 #632]______________________________________ |
| pooped on THAT poop: TRIPLE POOP. At this point the neighbors called |
| the police to report a horrid stench emanating from the place. When |
| the cops arrived, they |
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| __[2021-03-26(Fri)19:14:31 #634]______________________________________ |
| slipped on the thick coating of poo that covered the entire interior |
| of the room. As they scrambled and slipped in the wretched brown |
| sludge, they desperately yelled into their radios for backup. Before |
| long, |
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| __[2021-04-09(Fri)04:52:14 #636]______________________________________ |
| everyone was covered from head to toe in the rancid liquid |
| Snickers. Only their blinking eyes were visible through the poo |
| and they looked like alien mud people. I shoved my thumbs into the |
| offider's butts and said "Welcome to the party!". Suddenly, |
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| __[2021-05-18(Tue)03:05:32 #653]______________________________________ |
| Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence" came on and slowly, everyone |
| started swaying to the music. For just a short while, everyone was |
| able to forget that they were absolutely drenched head to toe in |
| human excrement. A few of us smiled and hugged. But then, |
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